Boobs

Why has some of entertainment become so stupid? Is it because we've gotten stupider and lazier?

Case in point, previews for a new show on VH1, featuring Bret Michaels, the lead singer of the band, Poison. He's looking for love with all the wrong women. Most of the women are blonde and unnaturally buxom. One idot, in particular, shouldn't be allowed to ever reproduce: "Maybe if we rub our boobs together, we can think better." Perhaps her plastic surgeon has replaced her brain matter with silicone during her breast enhancement surgery.

And then, there's Scott Baio and his new show, Scott Baio Is 45 and Single. Since Tiger Beat posters of him were spread across my bedroom walls when I was in the eighth grade, I was curious to see what age has done to him. He's actually 45 going on 15. He wonders why he can't committ to a relationship, why he is unhappy. He tells his life coach that his idea of a perfect woman is "blonde, big breasts, nice body, good ass.[or words to that effect]." Maybe he's had silicone brain replacement surgery, too.